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| Hello and glad to see you here. This is my diary and hopefully you will find that it tells you more about me and what's doin with me on an irregular basis. It will be irregular since I do not have direct access either to this site or the Internet. I send letters to the webmaster and he decides what is appropriate for print. I trust the webmaster without reservation. I hope that you enjoy this part of my pages. |
| This is one of my friends at Montana State Prison. His name is Dewey. |
| Of course that is me on the extreme left. The other guys reading from the left are Miss Vinn, Dewey, Doug and John O. |
| Ah yes, just kicking back. Yep, the same guys...me, Dewey and Doug |
| UPDATED 11-16-08 |
| Doug and I joking around in the MSP exercise yard |
| LETTER RECEIVED 7-11-08 |
At least one person has trouble reading my
letters written in blue ink. So this last one I
had to write in blue cause the coppers took
my click pen. The one corporal on the guard
shift at the moment has a hardon for taking
pens that "click." Apparently it's been
decided that the little springs could be made
into a garrotte, not that such has ever
happened here...blah, blah, blah. Security
overkill is what it comes down to I guess. I
thank George Bush and his "preemptive"
mindset that seems to infect everything. But
enuf ranting.
I am nursing a summertime head cold. So far
it hasn't reached my chest and I hope it stays
that way. On top of that I had a case of
sunstroke due to Friday's 90-minute outside
exercise period. I love the sun, but just got
too much that day, plus I jumped rope for 720
repetitions.
Ok, I know some ppl may see this as coddling.
Sorry if you feel that way. We have an Inmate
Welfare Fund and on special days [such as
Christmas] we get a special treat. This time it
was a double cheeseburger and fries from
Mickey D's and Meadow Gold ice cream.
Although MSP was relatively more enjoyable
place, being at the Great Falls facility I am
able to pump iron. Wanna feel my muscle!
They're quite kute as are my perky pecs.
Excuse me, I'm gonna camp out in front of
the mirror....! Vain? I?
All this pumping iron is helping me pump that
special thang...hehehehehe! Does "there he
blows" comes to mind...snicker.
I puddle over the pictures in the gay mags I
get of the models of Sean Cody and Randy
Blue web sites. Yum, yum!
letters written in blue ink. So this last one I
had to write in blue cause the coppers took
my click pen. The one corporal on the guard
shift at the moment has a hardon for taking
pens that "click." Apparently it's been
decided that the little springs could be made
into a garrotte, not that such has ever
happened here...blah, blah, blah. Security
overkill is what it comes down to I guess. I
thank George Bush and his "preemptive"
mindset that seems to infect everything. But
enuf ranting.
I am nursing a summertime head cold. So far
it hasn't reached my chest and I hope it stays
that way. On top of that I had a case of
sunstroke due to Friday's 90-minute outside
exercise period. I love the sun, but just got
too much that day, plus I jumped rope for 720
repetitions.
Ok, I know some ppl may see this as coddling.
Sorry if you feel that way. We have an Inmate
Welfare Fund and on special days [such as
Christmas] we get a special treat. This time it
was a double cheeseburger and fries from
Mickey D's and Meadow Gold ice cream.
Although MSP was relatively more enjoyable
place, being at the Great Falls facility I am
able to pump iron. Wanna feel my muscle!
They're quite kute as are my perky pecs.
Excuse me, I'm gonna camp out in front of
the mirror....! Vain? I?
All this pumping iron is helping me pump that
special thang...hehehehehe! Does "there he
blows" comes to mind...snicker.
I puddle over the pictures in the gay mags I
get of the models of Sean Cody and Randy
Blue web sites. Yum, yum!
Saw one hot one in the June issue of Genre. A delectable guy in red speedos and he's sporting and showing off
his fountain of youth. Oy Vey! Must I suffer further? Of course that doesn't mean I haven't run across some
battering rams during my ongoing stint as a guest of the state. Yea, you are right. I am just the slightest bit horny
today.
Hopefully I'll be out o' this clink at 35. Surely I will still be fit, in shape and ready to bag 'em left and right. That is
as long as they are legal. I think Randy Harrison [QAF] is hot and I am puddling, fo' sho!" Gawd truly is a prick to
create someone so beautiful as Randy and making him completely unobtainable. I want to know if anyone has
seen him in any other flicks, videos or TV? He seems to be much too wholesome for porn.
Anyone get to see the 20-20 show on transgendered kids? If so, let me know what you think.
his fountain of youth. Oy Vey! Must I suffer further? Of course that doesn't mean I haven't run across some
battering rams during my ongoing stint as a guest of the state. Yea, you are right. I am just the slightest bit horny
today.
Hopefully I'll be out o' this clink at 35. Surely I will still be fit, in shape and ready to bag 'em left and right. That is
as long as they are legal. I think Randy Harrison [QAF] is hot and I am puddling, fo' sho!" Gawd truly is a prick to
create someone so beautiful as Randy and making him completely unobtainable. I want to know if anyone has
seen him in any other flicks, videos or TV? He seems to be much too wholesome for porn.
Anyone get to see the 20-20 show on transgendered kids? If so, let me know what you think.
Movies I've recently been able to watch are: The Blossoming of Maximo Oliveros [Phillipines], A Very Serious
Person and The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things [both US].
Standby for the next writing.
Person and The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things [both US].
Standby for the next writing.
With not much else to do inside this
tin can, I've been working on the bod
more. I am sore today because of
yesterday's workout on the back,
shoulders and chest. My pecs are
super tender, but you can enjoy my
nips if ya wanna! More later with the
next letter bois!
I lost a great pen pal friend July 14
when he passed. He was from
England and was a fab friend whom I
will greatly miss.
Busted my kute butt at the gym for
three day straight because of CO staff
shortages. I'm trashed from the
workout but it was worth it. You know
that vein that pops out and runs the
length of the buff-bois biceps, well
I've got those now and it so hot. I'm
filling out and thickening all over. It
is really quit amazing.
tin can, I've been working on the bod
more. I am sore today because of
yesterday's workout on the back,
shoulders and chest. My pecs are
super tender, but you can enjoy my
nips if ya wanna! More later with the
next letter bois!
I lost a great pen pal friend July 14
when he passed. He was from
England and was a fab friend whom I
will greatly miss.
Busted my kute butt at the gym for
three day straight because of CO staff
shortages. I'm trashed from the
workout but it was worth it. You know
that vein that pops out and runs the
length of the buff-bois biceps, well
I've got those now and it so hot. I'm
filling out and thickening all over. It
is really quit amazing.
I understand that Randy Harrison [QAF fame] has only one other screen credit to his name called "Kiss, Kiss,
Bang, Bang." I've always payed it no attention on DirectTV, but will for sure check it out next time it is on. Excuse
me while I puddle! Heard via TV that Lucas Black is a big ole fag. I'm still not convinced, but if he isn't he should
be. He's soooo yummy. Hate to think of him wasting on banging vag! Yuck!
I am busting my ass on letters this weekend....have to or else I'll be screwed. Sure do miss Word on occasion. I
find handwriting to be an amazing process tho keeping everything flowing and my thoughts lined up in order to
put down in ways that, I hope, make sense to the reader.
Gotta leave now and get ready for the fab [not] CO shakedown of quarters.
Bang, Bang." I've always payed it no attention on DirectTV, but will for sure check it out next time it is on. Excuse
me while I puddle! Heard via TV that Lucas Black is a big ole fag. I'm still not convinced, but if he isn't he should
be. He's soooo yummy. Hate to think of him wasting on banging vag! Yuck!
I am busting my ass on letters this weekend....have to or else I'll be screwed. Sure do miss Word on occasion. I
find handwriting to be an amazing process tho keeping everything flowing and my thoughts lined up in order to
put down in ways that, I hope, make sense to the reader.
Gotta leave now and get ready for the fab [not] CO shakedown of quarters.
Today is August 20 and oh what a drama
ridden day. But not goin' there. Here I am
burning the midnight oil at nearly 2 a.m.
The drama aside, I was able to make it down
to the gym to exercise my arms and calves.
Luv the burn!
I learned I am now pimped out in the home of
Loch Ness. I do luv those types of bois, ones
from the Emerald Isle I mean. Used to write a
most beautiful lad back in '04 who was 24 and
studying in Cologne, Germany to be an
international judge -- whatever that is. Lost
track of that kutie during the physical move to
undergo my federal appearance. But I am
optimistic and looking forward to as much
foreign correspondence as is possible.
I received a copy of one state's
probation-parole guidelines. I have two words
for that 17 pages of requirements -- HOLY
SHIT! The powers that be for sure aren't out
to make it easy on a guy. I say guy because
likely 90% of those rules wouldn't apply to a
female pedo. And just recently in the news a
female teacher boinking a 15-year-old male
student and declaring to the media it was the
greatest sex she'd experienced. Bet she gets
no jail time and probation.
Make a note: Watch for more pictures of me
cumming soon to a computer near you :)
undergo my federal appearance. But I am
optimistic and looking forward to as much
foreign correspondence as is possible.
I received a copy of one state's
probation-parole guidelines. I have two words
for that 17 pages of requirements -- HOLY
SHIT! The powers that be for sure aren't out
to make it easy on a guy. I say guy because
likely 90% of those rules wouldn't apply to a
female pedo. And just recently in the news a
female teacher boinking a 15-year-old male
student and declaring to the media it was the
greatest sex she'd experienced. Bet she gets
no jail time and probation.
Make a note: Watch for more pictures of me
cumming soon to a computer near you :)
| LETTER RECEIVED 10-6-2008 It's 3 p.m. and it is a strange day here in the clink. Everyone is in a pissy mood over things the can't control and someone's toilet is stuck on flush, flush, flush for the past hours. Plus I live with the most bitter and drama obsessed old man the world has likely ever seen. He's been locked up for 25 years for butchering and murdering his wife because she was giving it up to someone else since he was gone all the time on the road. You know the type -- hostile, paranoid, can't get over the past and join the present, obsessed with the news, no sense of humor, etc. |
| Andy with Main Event |
| LETTER RECEIVED 7-29-08 |
Yo ppl, tis' me again. One of the COs [that corrections officer], a female, bought in part of her fab CD collection
a few nights ago so I rocked out to Madonna, Cher, Donna Summers and the like while doing my prison janitorial
job in reception and gulping down some of the plump, juicy red cherries she brought along. I have had cherries
in ages and there were great, but today my gut is paying the price because it is doing the gurgly.
My mother and sister recently returned from a visit to the homeland in Kentucky. And my dad is off to work in
Japan. Sigh! I do good to get a trip to the exercise...ha! ha!
a few nights ago so I rocked out to Madonna, Cher, Donna Summers and the like while doing my prison janitorial
job in reception and gulping down some of the plump, juicy red cherries she brought along. I have had cherries
in ages and there were great, but today my gut is paying the price because it is doing the gurgly.
My mother and sister recently returned from a visit to the homeland in Kentucky. And my dad is off to work in
Japan. Sigh! I do good to get a trip to the exercise...ha! ha!
| LETTER RECEIVED 8-11-08 |
I've put in for a transfer back to MSP. This is my second attempt in the 16
months I've been here and will likely be denied, but gotta try and get out of
here. Being here has been the hardest time I've ever done during the time I
have been in prison. The people here! Ugh!
I'm listening to the enemy, Sarah Palin, rattle on on the Hannity Show on
1450AM talk radio. These people are nutso. But they are all loons I've
concluded -- Repubs, Dems, et al. I'm convinced that America is just too big
population wise and cumbersome government wise...the ship's going down and
there isn't any bailing it out.
My opinion of life today. Fuck it! Snuff it out! Death is preferable! Then of
course I don't really feel that way. It's just this place and these horrible
circumstances and people.
I'll admit the Americanized version of "Queer as Folk" is fab, that is the few
episodes I've been able to watch. It's on LOGO every night from 12 to 2 a.m.
but of course we don't get that channel.
months I've been here and will likely be denied, but gotta try and get out of
here. Being here has been the hardest time I've ever done during the time I
have been in prison. The people here! Ugh!
I'm listening to the enemy, Sarah Palin, rattle on on the Hannity Show on
1450AM talk radio. These people are nutso. But they are all loons I've
concluded -- Repubs, Dems, et al. I'm convinced that America is just too big
population wise and cumbersome government wise...the ship's going down and
there isn't any bailing it out.
My opinion of life today. Fuck it! Snuff it out! Death is preferable! Then of
course I don't really feel that way. It's just this place and these horrible
circumstances and people.
I'll admit the Americanized version of "Queer as Folk" is fab, that is the few
episodes I've been able to watch. It's on LOGO every night from 12 to 2 a.m.
but of course we don't get that channel.
I am growing my flowing locks back out. I finally got the right medicated shampoo to keep the accursed dandruff
crisis under control. That's not a lame excuse, just rather frustrating reality. That is another negative of this
environment due to the super hard water and the lack of fresh air and vitamin Sun.
And this "freshly fucked look" you say I have. Fresh out of those looks. I am smack dab in the middle of the
geriatric center here on B-block. The old and the ugly are here and I am the young and restless. That is yet
another reason to get back to MSP.
Sorry, I am just pissed and out of it today.
Hurrah! Excellent issues of "The Advocate" showed up on Monday. Top stories: The 10-year remembrance of
Matthew Shepard's murder and also the trans-boy from Colorado who was killed this past July. Baffles me how
gruesome homophobia can manifest itself.
It is now 6:34 p.m. and I tried the shower. Eeek! Too darn cold to attempt drowning.
crisis under control. That's not a lame excuse, just rather frustrating reality. That is another negative of this
environment due to the super hard water and the lack of fresh air and vitamin Sun.
And this "freshly fucked look" you say I have. Fresh out of those looks. I am smack dab in the middle of the
geriatric center here on B-block. The old and the ugly are here and I am the young and restless. That is yet
another reason to get back to MSP.
Sorry, I am just pissed and out of it today.
Hurrah! Excellent issues of "The Advocate" showed up on Monday. Top stories: The 10-year remembrance of
Matthew Shepard's murder and also the trans-boy from Colorado who was killed this past July. Baffles me how
gruesome homophobia can manifest itself.
It is now 6:34 p.m. and I tried the shower. Eeek! Too darn cold to attempt drowning.
| Just Plain Hot! |
| Tried my skills banging the drums |
| Damn, another letdown. My GPX cd-player finally gave up after 3 years of faithful service. GPX makes some sturdy equipment. Wish I could say the same for my replacement unity from Coby. Costs $40. Got it Sept. 26 and on the 29th it was already broke. Crappo construction. LETTER RECEIVED 11-15-08 Hurrah! Hurrah! Well for what it's worth our man is in charge [of the nation] come Jan. 20th. It is unfortunate we can move Bush out now. Just gotta hold out for another 10ish weeks. I really enjoy watching the election coverage Nov. 4. And was so relieved that there weren't any Florida or Ohio types flubs. |
| The fab Andy on the flipside |
It was sad to see the Southern states
-- all of then except Florida, Virginia
and North Carolina -- lit up red. That
is proof positive to me that prejudice
and racism is still the flavor of the
day in that region of the country.
Even more sad were all the racially
spurred lashings that happened since
Obama's win. But the haters won't
win.
I even save the front page from the
Nov. 5 Great Falls Tribune..historic
and galvanizing event this time. I
am anxious to see what Obama gets
done on the positive side.
I got a letter from the webmaster,
Lee, but the pics he sent I didn't get
because they were denied by the
'phobic hate of CO Arch-Nemesis. He
told me: "Tell your people to quit
sending these types of pics..we will
not allow you to have them." [Note:
the pics were not porno] Of course
that isn't a direct quote, but rather a
deciphering of his grunts and wild
spastic gestures.
-- all of then except Florida, Virginia
and North Carolina -- lit up red. That
is proof positive to me that prejudice
and racism is still the flavor of the
day in that region of the country.
Even more sad were all the racially
spurred lashings that happened since
Obama's win. But the haters won't
win.
I even save the front page from the
Nov. 5 Great Falls Tribune..historic
and galvanizing event this time. I
am anxious to see what Obama gets
done on the positive side.
I got a letter from the webmaster,
Lee, but the pics he sent I didn't get
because they were denied by the
'phobic hate of CO Arch-Nemesis. He
told me: "Tell your people to quit
sending these types of pics..we will
not allow you to have them." [Note:
the pics were not porno] Of course
that isn't a direct quote, but rather a
deciphering of his grunts and wild
spastic gestures.
| LETTER RECEIVED 8-25-08 |
I've seen in the paper everyday someone being popped for robbin' the cradle. That seens to be all the rage
anymore. Once recent case -- federal -- a guy was given 100 years for the same exact charges as me. 100years!!!
He took it to trial and got the cross. Shitty deal sex charges anymore. I know had I some older gent come along
and popped my cherry when I was coming up and wanting my cherry popped, I wouldn't have snitched on him.
Oh, on the working the hair thang. Currently the hair is stupid. I am in the can't do anything with it stage. So
bear with me. I hate that I passed out of twinkdom when I hit 30. I now hate the mirror. But thankfully I can still
go from a droopy 4" to 7" BOING in less than 5 strokes.
I still have received no decision on my 2nd attempt to have the authorities move me back to MSP. The outside,
fresh air, better visits and a handful of people I've know for years.
I had a great chest and stomach workout earlier today [Nov. 10]. The only sucky part was having to be up and at it
at 9:30 a.m. Ugh!! No matter what I try I am not a morning person.
A quote I like from the November issue of Instinct: "It's a difficult but amazing journey when you're give the
opportunity to hold a mirror up to yourself and see what's right and wrong, what's working and what's not. You have
an opportunity to grow in truly amazing ways." That a total gem of truth. Something I still do today, daily in every
way.
Death to the Geico Gekko!!!! :)))
anymore. Once recent case -- federal -- a guy was given 100 years for the same exact charges as me. 100years!!!
He took it to trial and got the cross. Shitty deal sex charges anymore. I know had I some older gent come along
and popped my cherry when I was coming up and wanting my cherry popped, I wouldn't have snitched on him.
Oh, on the working the hair thang. Currently the hair is stupid. I am in the can't do anything with it stage. So
bear with me. I hate that I passed out of twinkdom when I hit 30. I now hate the mirror. But thankfully I can still
go from a droopy 4" to 7" BOING in less than 5 strokes.
I still have received no decision on my 2nd attempt to have the authorities move me back to MSP. The outside,
fresh air, better visits and a handful of people I've know for years.
I had a great chest and stomach workout earlier today [Nov. 10]. The only sucky part was having to be up and at it
at 9:30 a.m. Ugh!! No matter what I try I am not a morning person.
A quote I like from the November issue of Instinct: "It's a difficult but amazing journey when you're give the
opportunity to hold a mirror up to yourself and see what's right and wrong, what's working and what's not. You have
an opportunity to grow in truly amazing ways." That a total gem of truth. Something I still do today, daily in every
way.
Death to the Geico Gekko!!!! :)))